Name: Greg Parker

Birthday: June 24, 1987

Home: Verona, WI

Favorite Shred Ready helmet and color: Shaggy with a Red and Yellow Fade

Describe the time you were most glad that you were wearing your helmet.
When the women are watching.

What person do you respect the most?
My uncle Steve, a 54 year old knothead who teaches me how to pick up women.

What are you listening to these days?
Mostly hip hop and reggae.

What are some things that motivate you?
Seeing improvement.

What sports do you enjoy watching or participating in besides your main sport?
Rock climbing and ultimate frisbee.

What is the best trip you've ever been on?
An 8 day self support trip down the Middle Fork of the Salmon at age
11 in a Dagger Blast.

What goals are you working towards right now?
5 trick combos.

What do you view as your biggest accomplishment?
Completing 4 trick combos and finishing 8th at nationals in 2006

What advice do you have for other people coming up in your sport?
Get on the water as much as possible and stay persistent.

Why are athlete bios always so lame?
Cause athletes is bad at thinking and don't got good grammar.